Anal Vibrator: A Review


With COVID-19 hindering our sexcapades, Ethan and I decided we should expand our goody closet. I have been offered the chance to review products many times in the past and it was something I was interested in but the lure of outside fun always had me distracted. This product came to me during the perfect storm, quarantined inside with not much else to do besides read books, drink wine and have lots of sex.


I am personally quite a big fan of sexual aides, I am a strong advocate for self-play because I find it is the best way for you to discover yourself. There is a vast array of toys for consenting adults to add variety to their sexual intimacy -- for this review, I picked out a vibrating anal vibrator, which you can buy at https://amzn.to/398b8ma So why pick an anal vibrator to be the my first review? Why not start small and review a pocket vibrator you wonder? Well I’m a believer in stepping away from the norm and since everyone and their mom (yes, your mom has one too) have a vibrator, reviewing a regular-smegular vibrator just felt too boring.


I received my little Prime package earlier this week and we began the tense (anally tense) conversation of who was going to be on the receiving end first, of course I wanted Ethan to break it in first (pun 100% intended), and he wanted me to try. So the conversation ended with neither of us agreeing, but any couple will tell you that the best way to convince someone to try something new is to get them in the mood first….unfortunately for me but fortunately for him, being ever-willing to explore new things, I have a habit of subjecting myself to being a lab rat on a regular basis.



On Friday night after a long week at work trying to avoid the bad kind of Corona, I came home bearing McDonalds and the desire to binge watch Criminal Minds, anyone who’s anyone knows that, that isn’t in any way shape or form code for sexy time. We retreated to bed early and as Ethan fell asleep immediately I suddenly found my second burst of energy. Grabbing my phone, I decided to scroll through and find some porn I could quietly view while Ethan happily snored beside me. A few minutes into the Taboo category of my favorite porn site, I happily settled on a Gia Paige scene, my fingers found its way to my clit and thus began the teasing. I am someone who enjoys both external and internal stimulation but I like to deny myself when I self stimulate by only playing with my clit, the denial of internal stimulation sends my pussy wild and makes it drip with wetness in an attempt to lure my fingers inside.


Twenty minutes into self-play, Ethan suddenly awakes and asks why I am still awake. Quickly I turn my phone over to another screen and tell him I’m just not sleepy yet. He pulls me in for a snuggle, spooning me and stroking my thighs, he then accidentally brushes his hand over my pussy discovering that I am wet. The juices free from my lips cover his hand, chuckling he asks me what I’ve been up to as he plunges his fingers into my eager pussy. Already on the brink of orgasm I tell him I was touching myself. Now he is fully awake and with one leg held tightly between his thighs he circles my g-spot with his hand. Delirious with my impending O, the vibrator suddenly pops into my head and I ask him if he wants to retrieve it. Naturally, he dashes off the bed to where he had set it charging for a night when he knew I would be at my weakest. We lube the bad boy up and begin to insert it, the soft silicon exterior made insertion a breeze. I pushed the button to play and was immediately met with not only a vibration but also an internal ring that thrust up and down. We played through the different speed settings but found that I wasn’t sensitive to the small changes in speed or pulse, I guess having the thing in my ass was as intense as my body could handle. After getting it comfortably going, Ethan attempted to penetrate me in the missionary position, unfortunately the angle felt like the vibrator was going to vibe its way out of me so we switched to doggy style. With the arm of the vibrator turned away from my pussy, Ethan entered me for what would be my first pseudo double penetration. The arm of the vibrator was pressed against Ethan’s pubis, every time he’d thrust me the vibrator would get a little thrust too. I felt my pussy was filled to capacity and the intensity of the orgasm could not be paced. Normally I would withhold my orgasm as prolonging it would intensify the experience. However this time my body gave me zero choice in the matter and a huge orgasm rocked my body within a few minutes of Ethan’s cock entering me. With every inch of my pussy pulsating it didn’t take long for his orgasm to follow.



So does this toy make the goody closet or does it go into the trash with some of the other items I have experimented with (clit suckers, I’m talking to you guys)?


The item itself is made from a high quality silicone that has a soft warmth to it, it’s a stark difference to the stainless steel butt plugs I tend to use. Insertion was smooth, as it is longer and tapered you don’t have the pop of pain you often get with plugs. I am personally not very sensitive to vibrational changes in my toys unless it is on my clit so I found the various settings to be redundant, but the serious game changer here was the pulsating ring that would travel up and down the vibrator, that was what made the orgasm uncontrollable.


The negatives to this vibrator would have to be the noise, this isn’t something I would purchase if I had discretion in mind, while it wasn’t washing machine loud it was rather squeaky, I am assuming it was the pulsating mechanism and had almost a trapped air kind of squeak...think repetitive queef. The other negative for me was the size of the arm, while it was great to have something to grab a hold of and it did fit snugly in my ass cheeks, I have a small perineum so it was too large to stay secured and got in the way when we attempted to double penetrate in a missionary position. However, it did work a lot better when we switched to doggy style. I have to assume that it was designed with men in mind, as it looks like it would sit comfortably behind the ball sack...that is something we will test out soon.


Final conclusion: this fella is definitely here to stay, not only because it’s Ethan’s turn next but also because the explosive uncontrollable orgasm it produced.

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